There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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