sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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