just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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