none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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