i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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