playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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