the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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