big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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