gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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