i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Is it penis luge time yet?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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