I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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