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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.

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i wish a guy would say these words to me. a girl can dream.

Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 12, 10 at 2:45pm

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- I wish a guy would say this to me too!!
  
  Submitted by evorgsoc on Apr 20, 10 at 9:58pm
  
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- come over to my place tonight :)
  
  Submitted by marsho on Jul 7, 10 at 8:06pm
  
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it's not who I am on the outside, but what I do that defines me

Submitted by thebatman on Apr 12, 10 at 1:13pm

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I wish to know her.

Submitted by thedood on Apr 12, 10 at 1:26pm

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There's nothing wrong with being a virgin

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 6:50pm

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Marry the horny bitch and let her fuck you raw.

Submitted by buberto on Apr 12, 10 at 3:28pm

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- She's probably already married... Which makes this even MORE awesome;)
  
  Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 4:02pm
  
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It isn't bad. It's not "pure" but it definitley is awesome. Then come your wedding night you won't have a "boring" experience.

Submitted by MiGG on Apr 12, 10 at 1:31pm

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It's not bad at all , actually pretty good . ;)

Submitted by fitbounce30 on Apr 12, 10 at 1:20pm

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Who's to say dude wasn't married to her? And you won't go to hell for premarital sex, smarty. And there's nothing wrong with waiting if you want to.

Submitted by lizz22 on Apr 13, 10 at 10:35pm

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Missouri girls know how to rock it

Submitted by dwade on Apr 12, 10 at 3:03pm

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There need to be more women like this and no, I'm not saying this because I am a sexist creep or because I think all women should be sluts. Just some. Believe me it'll improve life for both people.

Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 13, 10 at 1:01am

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Lol I'm sure it was real fun and all... But it's not going to be verry fun when you burn in he'll for all eternity bcuz of ur little experiance :) sucks for you!

Submitted by demonhunter12 on Apr 12, 10 at 10:23pm

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- That's not only very judgmental on your part, but that statement is also theologically incorrect. Just saying.
  
  Submitted by Alligator3 on Apr 14, 10 at 2:26am
  
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  - Actually in the Bible it is sated in Hebrews the God forgives EVERY sin.. but Blasphemy, so do it say 5 hail Marys and go about your day!
    
    Submitted by madimosher on Apr 14, 10 at 12:10pm
    
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    *Stated
    
    Submitted by madimosher on Apr 14, 10 at 12:11pm
    
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Pre marital sex is yummy lol

Submitted by machaveli2 on Apr 12, 10 at 6:36pm

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Premarital sex is bad ?In what country?!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 4:00pm

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Well according to the Bible, every country.

Submitted by camel5 on Apr 14, 10 at 9:29pm

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Premarital sex is where it's at. Fuck all you hypocritical religious fucktards. You'd rather molest little kids anyway.

Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 3:43am

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- No, that's just the Catholics, lol.
  
  Submitted by matrix86 on Apr 14, 10 at 12:47pm
  
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  - Catholic priests*
    
    Submitted by PhilCollins on Apr 18, 10 at 12:05am
    
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"Premarital sex is bad"? Who let the mormons on tfln?

Submitted by MarcCMcC on Apr 13, 10 at 1:31am

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That's what I'm lookin for. Tell the girl to come to Farmington Missouri.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 2:49pm

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I'm so horny

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 1:26pm

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Best ever! This chick rocks

Submitted by kittenkiller on Apr 12, 10 at 4:08pm

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This bitch is where it's at!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 7:01am

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Sigh...wish there were more girls like this..it's always been up to me to do the deed lol

Submitted by wrestle614 on Apr 12, 10 at 7:16pm

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This website always makes me horny. Damn it.

Submitted by fucking_A on Apr 13, 10 at 10:47pm

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Good girl! And it's not "premarital sex" if you don't plan on getting married. :)

Submitted by popnfrisch1 on Apr 15, 10 at 12:42am

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lmao, dude sucks. know what i'm sayin B lol

Submitted by JockinBitches420 on Apr 12, 10 at 8:44pm

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Bonersoup.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 9:28am

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"premarital sex is bad"\n\nhahahaha,i laughed for ten minutes straight at that one!!!!!! you gotta be a virgin

Submitted by jeffthecoolkid on Apr 12, 10 at 5:22pm

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FTW=]

Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Apr 12, 10 at 9:07pm

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I'm sterile.

Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 13, 10 at 9:03am

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Haha sounds likey w

Submitted by paratrooper88 on Apr 12, 10 at 8:17pm

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That's how you do it, son.

Submitted by NOsaint16 on Apr 12, 10 at 2:47pm

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That's how you do it, son.

Submitted by anonymousone on Apr 12, 10 at 3:25pm

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- this comment is getting just as annoying as the "first"...
  
  Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Apr 12, 10 at 8:50pm
  
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Lol sounds like fun

Submitted by MS601 on Apr 12, 10 at 2:06pm

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I want to take lessons from her :)

Submitted by ATX_gurl on Apr 13, 10 at 6:16am

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North Dakota :3

Submitted by hammybecker on Aug 26, 10 at 1:11am

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Can you say "Awesome Night?"

Submitted by toughgunner12 on Apr 15, 10 at 1:12pm

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My last married girlfriend was all about the cowgirl too. (fuck you lunnos)

Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 2:34am

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Well done, sir. Well done.

Submitted by degraded on Apr 12, 10 at 7:15pm

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I think I'm in love

Submitted by ah_zee on Mar 5, 12 at 1:00pm

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Love it....

Submitted by caitypage on Apr 14, 10 at 9:31pm

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zzcRN zxzwo0

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 1:07pm

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Yea! That's the only way to do it!!!

Submitted by smpl2plz on Apr 14, 10 at 3:04am

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That's what's up!

Submitted by noshitsherlock on Apr 13, 10 at 8:53am

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That's hot. I would fuck with any guys who said that .... Any takers? Lol

Submitted by bbygurl92 on Nov 15, 10 at 12:05am

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Can I play a turn?

Submitted by terainwa on Apr 12, 10 at 3:07pm

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Nope it's definitely wrong

Submitted by camel5 on Apr 12, 10 at 1:20pm

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That's imaculae

Submitted by KarateDan on Apr 12, 10 at 2:44pm

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Haha rapist much??

Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 12, 10 at 1:46pm

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Premarital sex is bad

Submitted by camel5 on Apr 12, 10 at 1:18pm

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- I love you stranger.
  
  Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 12, 10 at 9:33pm
  
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  - You are SO fuckin lame.
    
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 4:03pm
    
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- ..so maybe they're on their honeymoon.
  
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