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(630): View more from Illinois

Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.

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(904): View more from Florida

we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home

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(423): View more from Tennessee

my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg

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(302): View more from Delaware

They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

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