are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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