I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
