Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Randomize
