yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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