just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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