worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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