their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I have tasted many bathrooms
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