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you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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