marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
zippers are such a cool invention
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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