Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
