i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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