he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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