He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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