I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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