I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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