Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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