please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
third nipple confirmed
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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