I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Dicks are not precious.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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