You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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