Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm jealous of your bromance
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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