Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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