I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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