I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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