It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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