what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
this just has baby written all over it
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
