Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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