So drunk its hurt
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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