I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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