I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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