what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
