I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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