I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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