He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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