i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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