I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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