this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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