Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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