Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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