The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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