Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
not ubering you a puppy
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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