I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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