This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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