I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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