Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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