is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
