Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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