dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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